Yeah, just as above
1. The tire of the car is bullet prove
2. Everyone hates you
3. You can explode you car with a machete
4. Enemies can take more bullet then superman, and still show no wounds, even able to crawl away after!
5. Dont try to be stealthy, if you knife someone, you get aggro of the whole area anyway.
6. Every car has a GPS
7. The latest satellite guidance and military technologies can be found in Africa.
8. Who needs car recovery services? Just tighten that bolt or nut and your destroyed vehicle will be as good as new.
9. Enemy vehicles have NOS!!!
10. The enemy doesn't know how to open doors and enter your safe house
11. Even the most ruined gun is at perfect condition at the enemy's hands, but at yours: welcome to Jamfest
12. You are mute for ever so shhhhhhh!!!
13. Dont worry be happy! every one know what you want and what you need! you dont need to talk they just look at you! they are freaking sidekicks!
14. u can kill a zebra with just one hit of ur machete.
15. its africa, if there are herbivorous animals... where are the carnivorous??
16. where are the womans?
17. you cant kill everybody in a weapon safe zone, they keep comming
18. a headshot doesn't kill
19. A small african cactus totally stops a big truck at top speed.
20. African birds are immortal.
21. Wet grass burns in the desert.
22. Firing a pistol at a tree (or anything for that matter) in the middle of nowhere with no enemies nearby still prompts the game to play more intense music and makes you think you're being chased.
23. Why the hell all african speak english even when 2 black NPC´s speak with each other lol.
24. How come neither of the two faction leaders didn't simply take one step out of their HQ and put an PRG into their rivals HQ from the get go? They are only a stonethrow away from one another ffs!
25. You never have to refuel vehicles.
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